What are some sarastic one liners?

  • If age defined maturity,you wouldn’t see bastards around you!!
  • Some people need entertainment,no not jokes and movies but rapes and murders!!
  • Be born,crawl,walk,Run,do school,do college,Get job,do marry,have children,and fucking die bitch!! Do you think this is life ??no its a fucking life cycle of a mosquito!!
  • My friends told me i’m dark,ugly with pimples,i cannot get a girlfriend!!,Bitch please!!you don’t need a big penis to love,you need a big heart!!
  • They hurled stones on me and my dreams so i took them and made a bridge!!
  • Sometimes i love argumentative people,they love to argue on everything,so i showed them my dog who loves to bark!!
  • Get a salary more than your siblings said my Parents,i would rather get a life and if possible buy you one, whispered my heart!!
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